Rate your fictional crushes by these criteria in order to
find out exactly how badly Jareth, the Goblin King, ruined you.
Funny accent 50
Wonky teeth 100
Fabulous and/or hideous hair 200
Way too much makeup 300
Skinny 50
Way too old 100
Cheekbones up to Jupiter 200
Manipulative 50
Childish 50
Mildly scary 100
A great sense of style 200
A voice like god 300
God complex 200
Moves like a cat 300
Musical 300
Sadistic tendencies 100
Twisted sense of humor 200
Too smart and/or powerful for his own good 300
Power Monger 300
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